Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist’s office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I’m not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
Could also be short for Hippocratic oath?
No. He’s just really concerned about the hippo.
Wont someone think of the hippos
It’s the oath to hold hippo law above all other laws