CmdrKeen to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 10 months agoThanks, TCP/IPimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1883arrow-down111
arrow-up1872arrow-down1imageThanks, TCP/IPCmdrKeen to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 10 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·edit-210 months ago Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’
minus-squaresharkwellington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·10 months ago and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ -DDOS attacks
minus-squareKelo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months ago Didn’t make sense not to ping for fun
minus-squareHiddenLayer5@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·10 months agoUDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·10 months agoOr don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill
minus-squareEnzy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkSvenskaarrow-up3·10 months agoUPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
minus-squareBeans@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agobeer proceeds to shatter on the ground
UDP: Hold my beer.
-DDOS attacks
UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.
Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill
I gave my best effort.
UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
Universal Plug’n’Play?
beer proceeds to shatter on the ground
UDP: meh
Here’s another one, catch!