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CmdrKeen to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Thanks, TCP/IP

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Thanks, TCP/IP

CmdrKeen to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    UDP: Hold my beer.

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      Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
      Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’

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        and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

        -DDOS attacks

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          Didn’t make sense not to ping for fun

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      UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

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      Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill

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      I gave my best effort.

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      UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career

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        Universal Plug’n’Play?

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      beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

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        UDP: meh

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          Here’s another one, catch!

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