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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon enjoys seasonal content

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Anon enjoys seasonal content

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    You dare doubt my enjoyment of catboys? Do you even understand who you’re talking to?? If you EVER suggest that I am even NEUTRAL to programmer socks and midriffs, I will come down on you like the semiflaccid, freshly shaven hammer of Thor. You mark my FUCKING WORDS.

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      okay grandpa, now let’s get you to bed.

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        Meow let’s get you to bed. Now fetch the ears, boy.

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          Nice roleplay, but I bet that not even your headset has cat ears.

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            You’re right actually, but because I don’t own a headset. I’m hearing impaired. lol

            If I were to pick a headset, it’d probably lack cat ears. Visual accessories that no one will see aren’t my jam and I’m definitely not taking them outside so I can get hate crimed by a chud. I apologize, it takes a certain mood for me to get into character and molesty grandpa is hard.

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              oh, sorry. Here I was thinking of doing the funny.

              Well, take care!

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                For what it’s worth, your joke was perfect and I didn’t feel aggrieved in the least!

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