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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Some free fruit

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Some free fruit

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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I’ve ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she’s fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.

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      The lemon stealing whore is real!

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      What a lemon stealing whore!

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        Obligatory note that the man in that clip is a real-life piece of shit.

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          I just looked into the meme history, turns out his co-star was either murdered or commited suicide too. Fuckin hell porn can be a nightmare.

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        lemon stealing whore!

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don’t mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They’re absolutely feral.

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        How could you deny these guys lemons??

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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          Aww, sweet little babies. I love possums and their goofy little Tim Burtonesque faces. We have a resident possum who trundles around our property at night. I give them pancakes when I can.

          Edit: here’s the link to the full video of the baby possums in the GIF.

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          Image doesn’t load. But if it’s a ring tail that’s a native one in Australia. But the brush tails are like feral cats.

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            Ah gotcha. It was a gif of baby american opossums eating fruit. They are good tempered and adorable.

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        You might check out recipes for Indian lemon pickle. It’s a way of salt fermenting them that results in a spicy delicious condiment that can last for ages.

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        Maybe you could make a combustible lemon?

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      Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.

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        Who wouldn’t download a vineyard?!

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      I believe I saw a documentary about her

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