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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.

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      What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

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        Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

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          I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

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        Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

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        Calm down, Red Foreman.

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          Looks like your ass is next in line.

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        Red Foreman’s, obviously.

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        Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

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      I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

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