My old person trait is that I think ‘ghosting’ is completely unacceptable and you owe the other person a face-to-face conversation.

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    1 year ago

    Wealthy Class: Oh heck yeah I’m about to trickle down some wealth to you all! Everybody hold out their hands.

    Proceeds to trickle a small handout only to the Butchers

    Butchers: Thank you!! This is so generous!

    Farmers + Hunters: WTF?! How come you Butchers got the money? Let’s go complain to the Wealthy Class and figure out what happened!

    Wealthy Class: WTF? How can this be? Butchers - explain yourself!

    Butchers: We worked hard for this and we need this money.

    Farmers + Hunters: Hey, screw you! How can you be so greedy when we need the money, too? Let’s fight!

    Butchers: Them’s fighting words. You guys suck, why can’t you work harder?

    Farmers, Hunters, and Butchers proceed to rassle

    Wealthy Class: