Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

  • thirstywizard [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Lots of bad weather in general. Also solar flares and floods, how bad? Fuck if I know you asked for predictions. Meili’s probably going to step back into a position in his own cabinet once he’s felt someone dare insult him for being a murderer fuckup. US politics will be a trainwreck per usual, election bullshit won’t stop even into next year again.

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    The Biden cat is removed from the WH for attacking people.

    There will be pictures of Trump’s penis.

    Biden falls and is actually hurt.

    Zelensky is replaced.

    Trump narrowly loses the general election, promises to run again.