If I got $1 for every time I saw this joke, I could probably afford a Tesla.

The idea that he would mark each and every one with his own urine is not out of the realm of the believable.

What’s worse is its a monthly subscription, and they’ll sue you if you hang an after-market air freshener in there.

Shit, can’t believe I never thought about that one. It’s even good, they should use it in their marketing…

Bleh