The same list could be used for just about any popular language. The article is pretty devoid of any actual arguments that separate PHP from languages that aren’t abject pieces of shit, and is barely any better than blog spam

Most of the “reasons” apply to pretty much any language.

I don’t know. I read this more like “excuses why I still cling to this one dying thing I already know and not learn anything new” than an actual valid reasoning. There might be more valid reasons to stick to PHP than what is proposed, but I’d say if you use the ones in the post, you are most likely lying to yourself.