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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Legal shit posting

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Legal shit posting

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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world
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    Gets one thinking. A Pringles can or other similar cylinder of size would be fucking brilliant for a controlled sling, expelling its contents at a target. Centrifugal force & whatnot. Over the shoulder, snap the can forward & down.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
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      The defense would like to call expert witness CoffeeJunkie to the stand.

    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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      Also pretty convenient to fill up before you head out for a day of fun flingin’.

    • MaoZedongers
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      Or maybe even an m&m tube

  • archonet@lemy.lol
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    Ah, Ohio: the Florida of the North.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    But he’s getting charged with a crime, so isn’t it illegal shitposting?

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Not until proven guilty. Don’t you remember the US legal motto? No, not the one about different sets of rules for rich people. The one about innocent until proven guilty.

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        Afaik about the case, he is guilty and admitted it. This is also his “ritual” to destress, he has done this multiple times.

  • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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    The judge has had enough of this shit lol

  • Splenetic@lemm.ee
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    It’s like they say, shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

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