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thawed_caveman@lemmy.world to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca · 1 年前

How to keep a man

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How to keep a man

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thawed_caveman@lemmy.world to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca · 1 年前
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  • boblin@infosec.pub
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    The man can’t leave if he’s shitting his brains out.

    • pooberbee (they/she)@lemmy.ml
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      If you squint it kinda looks like somebody doing that.

      • Welt@lazysoci.al
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        Can’t unsee

    • dadGPT@lemmy.world
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      🤮

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time…

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      Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

      Maybe boiled it?

      • RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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        Looks boiled to me.

        • Jarix@lemmy.world
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          Or maybe an instapot/pressure cooker

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            Fancy boiled.

            (I do love my instant pot though…)

      • mihnt@lemmy.world
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        There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?

      • Pat_Riot
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        It looks like legs from one of those whole cooked canned chickens.

    • Paradachshund
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      I think the pale part on top is a sauce. Took me a minute.

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

    This looks like old person knees.

    • MajesticSloth@lemmy.world
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      Now I can’t unsee the knees. Thanks.

  • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
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    If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      You know marines aren’t allowed crayons.

  • Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    I’d be willing to bet this was never posted seriously. It’s either a joke; or a photoshop.

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      It has to be a joke.

      But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

      I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn’t know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

      Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.works
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    If this gets him to stay, he’s not worth keeping

  • YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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    A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?

  • Cruxifux@lemmy.world
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    Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.

    The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.

      Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it’ll photograph better.

      But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.

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    Keep the man away, for sure.

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    This is how you keep a man…on the toilet.

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    Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow

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    You poison him so he can’t leave?

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    deleted by creator

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Got damn! That’s the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.

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