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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

So elven career counselors?

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So elven career counselors?

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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • bentsea@lemm.ee
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    Gnomes are not elves

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      That’s what they claim, but have you looked into it? It’s all about the racism with Elves. Elven child isn’t perfect, maybe born with Dwarfism? Sent to a Gnomish village and any connection is denied.

      Dirty fuckin knife-ears.

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    • Zorque@kbin.social
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      Gnomes are what Elves want to be, clearly.

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    Hmm, have you considered the fascinating field of horticultural decorations?

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    The gnomes from Fable 3 got it real good, just hiding out and hurling insults at passers-by

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      Up until the Hero comes along.

      It might be nice, but is it worth getting tracked down and shot in the balls? Cause the third time I hear “Ya gotta good ass! For kickin’!”, I start taking out my frustrations.

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        Well of course, if you’re not good enough at your job, you’ll be fired (at)

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    Same major, just different career path

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    “Why don’t you take a gap century to figure stuff out?”

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    Where do these guys rank?

    keebler elves

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      We don’t speak of the Keeblers.

      A Keebler is not born, they are chosen. They drink of the lifemilk of lesser species. If you listen closely, you can hear the screams.

      Don’t approach the Tree. Don’t fall for their deceitful delicious odors. And for the love you may have for those you leave behind, never accept a cookie.

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