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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon lives differently than his peers

sh.itjust.works

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Anon lives differently than his peers

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Cruxifux@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    If you don’t have lemmy nobody will fuck you.

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      Her: “What’s Lemmy?”

      Me: “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

      Her: (visibly drying)

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

        Now we just need Woody Harrelson in here talking about Rampart.

      • misophist@lemmy.world
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        Her: (visibly drying)

        Ben Shapiro intensifies.

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          Let’s say you’ve been a bad girl. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let’s say you’re also daddy’s girl.

          Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

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            lmao is this a copypasta or OC?

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              Haha copypasta.

        • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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          Like that scene from Indiana Jones The Last Crusader

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        It’s ok you can fk me

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Redditor? Forever virgin.

      Lemming? Sex machine.

    • GetAwayWithThis@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      for me it usually one of the three: What’s a lemmy? What is this lemming site? What did you do to Lenny?

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      That’s true. A lemmy account is our age’s horga’hn.

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