You can’t fking stop me!
UwU;
That will be $350, please don’t do it again.
hands over $350 bill am sowwy uwu
Security, we’re going to need you over in section K2, we have a code 308, multiple violations.
No, pwease, I pwomise I won’t do it again uwu-- AH HECK
Clap em in irons boys, maybe tie em up a lil too.
Yes, please… no, I mean, please don’t, that’s so cruel~
Security, count that as 316 too.
Wait a minute… holds up $350 billion… this is a fake!
Look a bit closer, it says “real mony” right there, so it’s gotta be real :3
It says “real money”, so it must be true. Sadly all I’ve got to offer in return is sexuwual favours. (〃 ̄ω ̄〃)ゞ
SOLD! OwO
Legal tender should absolutely be cute. Maybe to remind us that it’s for everyone and not to be taken too seriously.
The United Kingdom and Northern Ireland is the 51st UwUnited State
What about OwO?
It’s allowed.
OwO, UwU
$400 penalty (in the state of Kentucky. Check your local laws.)
∩w∩
If the penalty for an infruwuaction is a fine, it means it’s legal for the rich
ÙwÚ
this is bottom discrimination
Fine. Awoo. Are you happy now?
Please give me huggy wuggies UWU
OwO
Too late, I just uwu’d under the sign
Youwu are not my real mom! I can do what ever I want!
Is that a bet?
Bet!
UWU BITCH
Just pwease don’t 🥺👉👈
UwU
Fuck uWu I won’t do what uWu tell me!
ÙwÚ