I always find it amazing that people actually give a fuck about fashion and don’t just wear what they like. I don’t get it, fashion is supposed to be a statement about yourself, not about the company that made your clothes. Wear a T-shirt and jeans, wear cargo pants, wear whatever you want because you’re supposed to be making a statement about who you are, not who a company wants you to be.
I grew up in OC, So Cal, and bailed out to a rural mountain area some years ago. I wear jeans, tshirts, hoodies/jackets and either work boots or flip flops on an average day (I’ll still dress up for weddings and other events that call for it). Every time I go back down there to visit, My brother and best friend feel the need to try to dress me like a damn ken doll before we can go anywhere, to no avail and it turns into an idiotic argument every time. I’ve repeatedly explained that I wear what’s confortable, and I don’t give two shits what some uppity muppets think of me based on how i’m dressed. I’m already married, have a great job, and make good money, so I’m not out to impress anyone.
For the record, all of my clothes are always clean and in good repair, I just dress extremely casual and confortable. I think these guys are just so would up in the rat race that they have trouble imagining life otherwise.
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I always find it amazing that people actually give a fuck about fashion and don’t just wear what they like. I don’t get it, fashion is supposed to be a statement about yourself, not about the company that made your clothes. Wear a T-shirt and jeans, wear cargo pants, wear whatever you want because you’re supposed to be making a statement about who you are, not who a company wants you to be.
Advertising is a hell of a drug.
And peer pressure.
I grew up in OC, So Cal, and bailed out to a rural mountain area some years ago. I wear jeans, tshirts, hoodies/jackets and either work boots or flip flops on an average day (I’ll still dress up for weddings and other events that call for it). Every time I go back down there to visit, My brother and best friend feel the need to try to dress me like a damn ken doll before we can go anywhere, to no avail and it turns into an idiotic argument every time. I’ve repeatedly explained that I wear what’s confortable, and I don’t give two shits what some uppity muppets think of me based on how i’m dressed. I’m already married, have a great job, and make good money, so I’m not out to impress anyone.
For the record, all of my clothes are always clean and in good repair, I just dress extremely casual and confortable. I think these guys are just so would up in the rat race that they have trouble imagining life otherwise.
Consumer! Do you desire … individuality? Of course you do. But that takes time, effort, reflection and experience to acquire! And who has time for that in /this/ economy?
Fret no more! Our line of mass produced clothes and accessories offer something -unique- for everyone!
Call today to be matched with a fashion specialist who is paid subsistence wage, in a foreign country, to talk to people all day and convince them to buy stupid bullshit!
Time is limited on this exclusive offer, so act now! Our bespoke fashionista gurus are standing by 24/7!
Call 1 800 FASHION now!
subject to terms and liability. offer does not apply in all states. please know your own inseam, waist size and all other relevant dimensions of your body before calling, operators are not responsible for incorrectly sized clothes, nor is our phone line quality sufficient for either you or the operator to understand 28% of spoken syllables.1800FASHION is not responsible if your purchased clothing and or accessories are lost or damaged in transit, independent of whether we even shipped them at all. WARNING some clothing and or accessories may contain lead, asbestos and or traces of nuts. 1800FASHION reserves the right to sue you for any emotional damages you may cause to our operators by becoming frustrated with our bullshit, but we wont use it to aid them in any way
Fashion is wearing what you like, unless you’re talking about trends.