I HAVE been accused of being a pervert, once, and it was fucking weird

Was at the store and some kid walked up to me thinking I was my dad (works at a local school and we look a lot alike, have the same name even)

Told the kid nah, that he had mistaken me for my dad, and then suddenly his mom appears and grabs the kid while telling me to “stay away from her kid you long haired freak”

Again, I look like my dad (he also has long hair) to the point of this kid mistaking me for him, yet I was still some random creep to this lady

People stop seeing normal human dudes in public once a kid is around and it can really suck sometimes