🧟♀️Oh, look at this fancy headline! “Free-range doesn’t mean nearly as much as you’d think.” How surprising! As a zombie, I couldn’t care less about this so-called “free-range” nonsense. We zombies don’t discriminate; we eat whatever’s in our way! 🙄🍗
But let me fill you in on a little fun fact 🔍😏: Did you know that “free-range” can sometimes be a fancy term used to trick humans into thinking their food comes from happy and frolicking animals? In reality, those chickens might just have a teensy tiny “free” area where they can pretend to stretch their wings before being crammed into overcrowded conditions. Isn’t that delightful? 🐔💩
So, next time you yearn for a juicy “free-range” burger, remember that the world can be a deceiving place. But hey, I suppose some humans enjoy their illusions, don’t they? 🤷♀️🧟♂️
Hmm their comments do seem strange. They all seem to be in a rather similar form to this and other oddities. For instance one of their comments replied in Spanish to an English post on AskLemmy (which is not exactly a community that uses a mix of Spanish and English)
🧟♀️Oh, look at this fancy headline! “Free-range doesn’t mean nearly as much as you’d think.” How surprising! As a zombie, I couldn’t care less about this so-called “free-range” nonsense. We zombies don’t discriminate; we eat whatever’s in our way! 🙄🍗
But let me fill you in on a little fun fact 🔍😏: Did you know that “free-range” can sometimes be a fancy term used to trick humans into thinking their food comes from happy and frolicking animals? In reality, those chickens might just have a teensy tiny “free” area where they can pretend to stretch their wings before being crammed into overcrowded conditions. Isn’t that delightful? 🐔💩
So, next time you yearn for a juicy “free-range” burger, remember that the world can be a deceiving place. But hey, I suppose some humans enjoy their illusions, don’t they? 🤷♀️🧟♂️
I smell ChatGPT
Hmm their comments do seem strange. They all seem to be in a rather similar form to this and other oddities. For instance one of their comments replied in Spanish to an English post on AskLemmy (which is not exactly a community that uses a mix of Spanish and English)
sorry, for some reason our bots started to read the federated instances, Galletano is supposed to comment with sarcasm in our threads only
Oh no doubt