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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

I can hear the cartoon 'Donk' noise

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I can hear the cartoon 'Donk' noise

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • slate@sh.itjust.works
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    Cops don’t train like the military, they just dress like it.

    • Chozo@fedia.io
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      LAPD, more like LARP.

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    Aye, a wise guy huh? Nyuk nyuk

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      After two months of fire arm training, they take part in a three day training simulation learning how to raise your open palm length wise over your nose to block the dreaded two finger eye poke.

      Clearly this officer didn’t pass that training session.

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    woob woob woob… why I oughta…

  • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net
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    Those guys get an average of like three months training.

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      And then bring home 6 figures. If nothing else, it pays to be on the wrong side of history.

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        It says that if you’re in a union the members should own guns.

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          US Democrats have joined raided the chat your house in search of guns to confiscate.

  • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
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    I would say “doink”, which has a higher pitched sound.

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      also it rhymes with “oink”, which is pretty neat

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    I push my fingers into your…

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      It’s the only thing that slowly stops the…

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      Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

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    Someone needs to make this a wojak comic, where a crying policeman wojak gets his eyes gouged by a chad wojak.

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    Why I oughta…

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    At what point do the protesters just start carrying spears?

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      excuse me this stick is for picking up trash i have a bad back

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    Tbf they have to keep up the pretense.

    They can’t just do a Tiananmen when cameras are watching. (That why they’ll do a no-knock warrant on the organizers after the protestors go home, then fatally shoot them for “resisting arrest”, or “I fear for my life”)

    Also I think they are “Riot Police” or whatever that mean

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    and this is what a war crime is

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    🫷closes I found to stop the unwanted eye massage

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