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PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago

Honk Jesús

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Honk Jesús

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PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago
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  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    🎵 Honk Jesus honk

    🎵 If u saves

    🎵 If u love, love

    🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      You missed “^TOYOTA JESUS”.

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        Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

    • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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      That’s going to be a smash hit.

      • tacosplease@lemmy.world
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        While backing out. Because they can’t see shit.

    • TurtlePower@lemm.ee
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      To the tune of Dance Magic Dance

    • whaleross@lemmy.world
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      The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

  • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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    This is what mental illness looks like.

    • b0rlax@beehaw.org
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      Generational trauma for sure.

  • experbia@kbin.social
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    HONK JESUS HONK

    • Darkard@lemmy.world
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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    Honk Jesus Honk

    Great hymn.

    • Master@lemm.ee
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      If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

    • BluesF@feddit.uk
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      Best Country Bangers of 2023

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      Put that magic spell on me

  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    Honk Jesus, Honk!

    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      IF U SAVES IF U

      • Unsustainable
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        That’s what I always say.

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    Don’t dead open inside

    • MistressKitty@pawb.social
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      Aww man, I miss that sub.

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        It’s not super active but !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

      • notannpc@lemmy.world
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        It truly was a treat.

  • FQQD@feddit.de
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    Jesus Christ.

    • Unsustainable
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      I think they’re actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

    • b0rlax@beehaw.org
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      Exactly!

  • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzOPM
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    In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it’s intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying ‘honk if you love jesus’ and the center panel saying ‘jesus saves’. Just one man’s guess tho, couldn’t get into the mind of that person if i tried

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      Good Dont Dead Open Inside material for sure.

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    Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

    • agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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      Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

      • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzOPM
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        Jesus take the wheel

  • Tourma@lemmy.world
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    AI bumper stickers.

  • Demdaru@lemmy.world
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    HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

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    Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

    • Magnetar@feddit.de
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      Honk Jesu, Shonk!

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      You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

      Jesus Jesus

                    Jesus 
      
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    I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

    • Unsustainable
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      Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I’m 1.5% glue by weight

    • agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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      Demon possession. Better find some pigs.

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    Can’t see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    Honk je shushonk.

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      Isn’t that a Gorillaz song?

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