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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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      Alright, that’s no more Lemmy for me today.

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      Why…

      Just why…

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      Brit#sh

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      Why did this make me laugh harder than anything I’ve seen all week

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    I would go for lubed humor

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      That’d be humor that’s artificially enhanced to look like wet humor.

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      spit on it

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      Love me some lube jokes

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Love me some lube jokes

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Ready for some HOT WET stand up comedy? Meet DESPERATE comedians in your area who NEED IT, (click here, 2 drink minimum.)

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      I’ll settle for an improv jam 😔

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    Dank memes, you’re looking for dank memes.

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    That’s an actual expression in Norwegian. “Dry” humor means basically the same as in English. A “wet joke” is something you’d probably make this kind of face at.

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    Collectively know as the four humors.

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      It’s called sanguine because blood is hilarious, right?

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    A true shit post.

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      A true wetpost

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        Or would it be birth post? Just thinking about the hole were talking about.

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      Presumably loose stool specifically.

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    There’s this one webcomic called Oglaf…

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    it’s called “erotica”

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    After engaging with so many tankies, I thought the title said “maoist” and was wondering what it had to do with the tyrannical cult of personality.

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    Moist humor

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    Nice watermark.

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    AKA Gallagher

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    This makes me think of cackle laughs

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    I’m so fucked up

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