Take this shit back to LinkedIn
“Qutos”, a new State Trek Ferengi comic relief character who goes around sagely quoting capitalist aphorisms that make no sense to anyone but other Ferengi.
That moment when you are so deep into capitalist shit you start making motivational quotes not about talent, morals or well-being, but about money.
You really need to reach a deep and pathetic level of stupidity to actually believe something like that
Multiplying money is easy when you already have money. Not an art.
“taking risks” is also a lot easier when there are no consequences for you.
Dabbling in stocks, I realised you need plenty of capital to have higher risk tolerance.
Takes money to make money and that’s why they keep stabbing it from the poors
Believing these words is dumb, but making quotes about them is malevolent.
No, it’s luck despite the system.
No, also luck despite the system.
No, still luck despite the system.
Keep that shit to yourself.
Extortion is an art?
I’m glad Lemmy once again shows how anticapitalist it is.
Tbh, this post only makes sense as anticapitalist satire. There’s no value in these statements when taking them at face value.
So of course people see it as what it is and engage exactly like that.
Money! Money, money! Money money money, money, money money… Money money? Money money money money money!
Money, money, money
Must be funny
Plot twist: it really isn’t after a point!🙁
I mean from a literary viewpoint this text is pretty well built, I’ve almost believed it for a moment.
