You may be saying boiled in jest, but boiling a turkey whole in crawfish boil makes a nicely spiced turkey that will never be too dry. I’m not sure of it is just a Louisiana thing, but I came across a recipe a couple years ago it turned out to be a big hit.
Boiled
Fermented
Alive and uneaten
Barely warmed up on the radiator
Microwaved
you’re disgusting
Medium rare
You may be saying boiled in jest, but boiling a turkey whole in crawfish boil makes a nicely spiced turkey that will never be too dry. I’m not sure of it is just a Louisiana thing, but I came across a recipe a couple years ago it turned out to be a big hit.