• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
        7·
        27 days ago

        Congratulations, you have passed the gauntlet of the First Game, the Second Game has now begun.

        Please choose an upgrade.

        1.) Deteriorating Memory - as you get older your memory is beginning to fail you more, you think of The Game less now.

        2.) Less Contact With Good Friends - as you get older you see you friends less and less, providing less opportunities to lose The Game.

        3.) Lack Of Good Cheer From Being Ground Down By Daily Life - as you get older simple fun jokes no longer make you laugh the way they used to, it has become harder and harder to rise from the milieu of daily life to announce to the world that you have lost The Game. You find your mind falling into greater lengths of silence or preoccupation with meaningless projects that can distract you from the growing void inside of you. You think of The Game less and sometimes you might even be guilty of thinking about The Game and NOT even telling anyone you lost the game even when there is a crowd around you.

        Edit I actually have a subscription service where I help people not think about the game if you want to sign up, it is only $69 bucks a month

  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
    6·
    27 days ago

    “Harsh toke” ah, yes. The famous video game expression my teen uses when he’s losing at video games. You can tell he’s trying really hard, because he was coughing from all the effort. It is nice, though, that he decides to brush off the loss with a rousing spritz of the air freshener. I’ve never smelt a nicer teenager’s room.