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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

$1 grilled cheese

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$1 grilled cheese

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

    • SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es
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      Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

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        That does sound good

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

          • JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

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              Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

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        Sure, but that’s a melt, not a grilled cheese

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

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      Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

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        I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

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          Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

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          Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

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          Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

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        Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

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          Let’s keep it calm here, ok?

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          What about butter or mayo?

          It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

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            Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

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              You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

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                I’d heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

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        Pickle melt

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          suppresses violence.

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      Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they’re in, without exception.

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        mario

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        Don’t make me tap the sign again.

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        Except for grilled cheese

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        Lies! #tomatohate

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      Anything else added to a grilled cheese sandwich automatically makes it not a grilled cheese sandwich.

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