(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
He’s all right, I guess
He must’ve been desperate, he’s got nothing left
He seems all right to me.
This guy.
If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
three wrongs don’t make a right. but three lefts do
Dumbass stole an odd number of shoes.
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
who steals a shoe(s)? honestly!
Someone with one leg.
There was an old wacky-crooks story about a one-legged man who kept getting arrested stealing display shoes from shops when they matched his remaining leg.
I’m just saying, renaming your store to “53 Shoes” after this would be really funny.
Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he’s trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
Invite a lot of really bad dancers to buy all the left shoes for cheap
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
This sounds like leftist propaganda.
also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
