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“Mom, what’s that person doing?”
“They’re lying to themselves. Just ignore them.”
‘Uh I’m uh, just doing research for a uh…a friend.’
Just keep shaking your head and frowning
just keep shaking and covering your eyes, i mean- just cover your eyes… uhm.
“See? Totally unaroused. Told you!”
“I bet if you showed me another, I’d still be unaroused!”
See you know I’m not gay so you can sit in my lap and let me rub you.
You knew I would ask for the invite anyway—so kind
explain yourself immediately. 🐱