Today is 2nd Chapomber Year 5. A belated happy new Hexbear year comrades!

The 12 30-day months are as follows:

  • Chapomber
  • Icepickuary (Icepick day is on 22 Icepickuary (20 August of the old calendar))
  • Sicktober
  • Bearober
  • Pigpoopballuary
  • Stalinber (Stalin was born on 21 Stalinber (18 December of the old calendar))
  • Hammeruary
  • Sickleber
  • Hexber
  • Tankuary
  • Marxuary (Marx was born on 10 Marxuary if I didn’t fuck it up)
  • Pride month

There are 5 days added at the end of the year, plus an extra day every four years. These are:

  • China day
  • Vietnam day
  • DPRK day
  • Laos day
  • Cuba day
  • Former and future socialist experiments day (every four years)