Original reads way better
Saltless tears
This keeps getting repeated lately. The internet is stupid.
Not sure what my guy is on about. Water is now called Liquid Death where I’m at.
And it costs $9 and comes in a can rather than $0 in a cardboard cup.
Gotta get me some crisp wet
My gf and I call it crisp as well
Y’all got your daily dihydrogen monoxide intake ?
At restaurants in London they would ask for still or sparkling and my friends and I would say, “London’s finest” aka tap water is good bro.
Oh mate, there are so many of those!
In French my favorite is the wine joke : “Oh I’ll have a nice glass of Château La Fontaine”. Or I read a slightly more vulgar variation recently : Château Les Chiottes (les chiottes is the jacks).
I dunno what OP is about. I guess they are just young and not very literate…?
Aqua, H2O?
*H2O
Not sure how I made that mistake. Fixed.
Adam’s Ale.
You’ve never called it wawa?
Nope, that’s a chain of convenience stores. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawa_(company)
good hoagies in a pinch
Also out of one.
Now playing Andrew WK - I get wet
The guys over at !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml might have some thought on this one
Edit: Joke’s on me. They are discussing for over a week now Look over there
