We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!
Do you want to help me empty my attic today at 4?
Sorry, we can’t. We are baking a new universe.
Ah ok how’s Saturday at 10?
I would, but I’m helping @LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone with her taxes
I wouldn’t mate, she’s a total bitch 😉 How’s Sunday lunchtime?
I could, but its tricky. I’m helping some bird paint her fence in the morning and I’m fairly certain my cat will have found its way through the series of locked gates by then and escaped.
That is a predicament. How’s Monday at 9:15?
Can’t, I’m rehashing my browns
You can’t miss that. How’s Sunday 5pm?
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