We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!
Do you want to help me paint my fence Sunday at 10?
can’t I’m cooking maggie thatcher bacon, so I can poison it
I understand, how’s 3pm instead?