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    An easier way to avoid taxes while I collect my bribes…don’t mind if I do!

    The rats are stealing the cargo as they abandon ship, what a bunch of enterprising rodents we have.

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      I was trying to sell an old MacBook on FB marketplace last week and one guy offered me meth or “800 dollars in crypto”…I couldn’t take either.

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        In that scenario it’s safest to split payment, 400 in Bitcoin and 400 in meth. You gotta diversify your portfolio.