Exclusive: “There’s my challenge to Elon,” attorney S. Scott West told The Independent. “Make these vehicles so safe that I don’t have to do this anymore.”

  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Cybertrucks are capable of falling apart, underperforming, looking stupid, and incinerating their occupants.

    You can also broadcast that you’re a Nazi by driving one.

    Inexplicably, sales are down.

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      3 days ago

      It’s funny, I drove past a dealership (not Tesla) earlier and they had one of those Swasticar Dumpsters. They didn’t have it in the normal line however, it was on one of those lifts that rotate to show the whole car about 30ft in the air. It took me until now to realize they’re not showing it off, they’re keeping it high up away from the better vehicles so it doesn’t immediately burn them down too.

      Also it has like 1,500 miles and is marked down to $77k lmao imagine losing all that money on a dumpster.