“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
I lost my virginity to 30+ men by having my legs up in a sling at a bathhouse.
Sex pest might be accurate for me lol
The will smith meme fits I guess :P
Lol, I meant the one from MiB when he stole a car
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-stole-that-one-but-not-because-im-black