“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
Femme lesbians confuse these dorks but we can identify each other easily enough. I say this as if my fashion choices, as a femme lesbian, don’t get me called a dyke on the street fairly often.
“but you have long hair!” yeah bitch it’s so my girlfriend can pull it 😎
(i don’t have a girlfriend. pray for me pls)
I believe in you, you got this 🙏