“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
Remember when they had to invent a whole ass ‘sexuality’ just to say “I’m straight but I just like taking care of the way that I look”? Fuckin Metrosexual
Hahahaha whatever happened to that? I feel like that faded away in the ‘10s.
Everything normalized. It became fine to care with how you look :)
Well that’s fuckin dope then