“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
I mean… one of my fantasies is getting railed at a firing range so I can’t say I’m surprised.
Same here… Same here…
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Is ‘insert long range drill press joke here’ sufficiently meta / self-referential?
lol
You know what, sure. I’m too tired to think of anything otherwise lol