“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
“Are you sure you are gay?”
Have been asked that so many times oh my godddddd.
“Yes. I suck dick and I’m damn good at it, Tiffany. Fuck off.”