“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
Some dudes adopt the mannerisms to show that they’re gay. Other dudes have the mannerisms from the start. It doesn’t make a single lick of sense to me either. People are just people.