“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
Basically my reaction. You’ve got giant muscley men who are near naked and sweaty that are rubbing all over each other. Umm… it’s just softcore porn. Why wouldn’t I like it? Just not enough hairy dudes.
As a straight hairy dude, I’m a little taken aback at hairy being an appealing quality. Error error dies bout compute lol
Oh man, hairy is SUCH an appealing quality and I’m not the only one who thinks that. The gay community is pretty evenly split between dudes who like hair and dudes who don’t. Me? Can’t deal with smooth dudes. I think it’s like 1 in 30 that I’ll find attractive. I need a rug to put my hands through. Anything from
[Minor NSFW Warning. Shirtless dudes]
This to this to this. Omnomnomnomnom.
And like they’re all hot but that first dude can FUCKING GET IT.