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minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·1 day agoI have a work acquaintance who does this in the most unfunny way. You could say you injured your Achilles tendon, and he’d reply he has an Achilles elevendon, and it’s made out of steel and never hurts…
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 day agoThe elevendon was funny the rest wasn’t :(
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoBrevity is the soul of wit
minus-squareLifter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoYes but it wouldn’t be funny if they just said “Heh, elevendon”. It need a delivery sandwich. Maybe there’s a funnier sandwich though.
minus-squareLifter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day ago“You should get the latest upgrade. (Point down. Pause for effect)… Elevendon.”
minus-squareFeathercrown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·1 day agoThis sounds like a joke I have with two of my work acquaintances
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoYou’re not going to believe this but a third one joined us at my work.
minus-squareyuri@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoidk i might find that pretty funny
minus-squarephotonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThis sounds like a joke I’d make. Most of the time, I’m only making myself chuckle.
I have a work acquaintance who does this in the most unfunny way. You could say you injured your Achilles tendon, and he’d reply he has an Achilles elevendon, and it’s made out of steel and never hurts…
The elevendon was funny the rest wasn’t :(
Brevity is the soul of wit
Yes but it wouldn’t be funny if they just said “Heh, elevendon”. It need a delivery sandwich. Maybe there’s a funnier sandwich though.
“You should get the latest upgrade. (Point down. Pause for effect)… Elevendon.”
This sounds like a joke I have with two of my work acquaintances
You’re not going to believe this but a third one joined us at my work.
All both of em eh?
idk i might find that pretty funny
I’d lol
This sounds like a joke I’d make. Most of the time, I’m only making myself chuckle.