When i was like 20 an older-than-me-looking 17 year old tried to unicorn-hunt me and my first assumption was ‘oh great another fresh stanford grad skipping straight to the creepy bullshit’ so I’d already turned her down in disgust for unrelated reasons before i realized she was a kid. Closest i ever got to pedophilia.
But my childhood dream was always to live in the woods, build an incredibly cool enticing house, and throw small children who bother me in the oven. Not because i hate them, but for pure what you might call today ‘babayagamaxing’.
I guess, like, maybe a two? I feel like im a two.
Edit: I feel like this needs some explanation.
When i was like 20 an older-than-me-looking 17 year old tried to unicorn-hunt me and my first assumption was ‘oh great another fresh stanford grad skipping straight to the creepy bullshit’ so I’d already turned her down in disgust for unrelated reasons before i realized she was a kid. Closest i ever got to pedophilia.
But my childhood dream was always to live in the woods, build an incredibly cool enticing house, and throw small children who bother me in the oven. Not because i hate them, but for pure what you might call today ‘babayagamaxing’.
So i feel like im a pretty firm two.