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irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

DO NOT TOUCH

programming.dev

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DO NOT TOUCH

programming.dev

irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Needs a blinkenlights sign

    ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

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      First time I read that was in about '89/'90 in a printed book of computer jokes gifted to me by my then mother-in-law. Still made me laugh. Thanks for the nostalgia hit.

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      Fire up your trusty LaserJet.

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      Is that dutch?

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        no, i am pretty sure it is a mix of german words + made up german sounding words + english.

        I liked it XD

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          Lol, this is 100% Dutch maskerading as German. And it’s glorious.

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        Gesundheit!

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