Lol, I’m a decision theorist because I had to decide whether I should take a shit or shave first today. I am also an author of a forthcoming book because, get this, you’re not gonna believe, here’s something Big Book doesn’t want you to know:

literally anyone can write a book. They don’t even check if you’re smart. I know, shocking.

Plus “forthcoming” can mean anything, Winds of Winter has also been a “forthcoming” book for quite a while