UCLA scientists have now identified a small molecule that, when prompted, can waken long-slumbering but undamaged follicles. The researchers have dubbed the transporting molecule “PP405”

I can’t wait till baldness is fully cured and the masses start unironically straight razoring their scalp because it’s trendy.

Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no

I’ll believe they’ve cured baldness when I see Jeff Bezos with a full head of hair

I hope so cause it’s bullshit that I’m not even 40 yet and I’m already balding. I’m the only one in my family with this problem too. My siblings in their 30s and my parents in their 60s all have a full head of hair. It’s bullshit.

Betteridge’s law of headlines says no

Not if Big Wig has anything to say about it.

Why you axing me?