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This is literally just news, no satire at all!
Those is gonna be one those evergreen articles like the one where al qaeda just plans on laying back or the one about school shootings
The Onion, like The Simpsons, is going to be an important future reference for anthropologist and historians trying to make sense of this era.
The no way to prevent this school shooting one has its own Wikipedia
just undiluted democrat energy