• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 天前

    Criminal was stealing police munitions, deviously stashed in a skull cavity where authorities have no way of seeing; had to be shot

    Edit: in the future, routine security checks will have to include the inside of the skull, to be cracked every time you walk into a secure building like a courthouse, airport, or ration distribution center. Thank these fucking commies for that, since they just love hiding bullets in there so much.