It's the latest move by Kennedy – a prominent vaccine skeptic – to change and potentially undermine vaccinations in the U.S. since he took the helm at HHS.
“Mr. President - I’m giving you your reminder. You said quote ‘Every Monday you gotta remind me to fire RFK Jr. Shouldda done it before.’ unquote.”
“I said that?”
“Yes - you did.”
“It sounds like me. Say it again.”
“Every Monday you gotta remind me to fire RFK Jr. Shouldda done it before.”
“Yeah. Me.”
“I have the documentation right here. It just needs your signature.”
“What? For what?”
“I am going to go into the kitchen and bring you back an extra cold Diet Coke.”
“Gotta be extra cold Diet Coke.”
“Yes sir.”
The aide leaves the room. As he heads to the kitchen - right then he decides he has had more than enough of this. He’s going to use the autopen when nobody else is around. He’s going to make himself an appeals court judge. All he needs is Trump’s earthquake seismograph signature and he’s golden.
I first saw his signature in a thread in r/PoliticalHumor. I was 95+% certain “Trump’s signature” was some kind of super-stupid in-joke for that subreddit. It had to be a joke. It just wasn’t possible that— Holy mother of fuck. It’s actually real. How… What the fuck.
Trump’s top aide sighs. It’s Monday again.
“Mr. President - I’m giving you your reminder. You said quote ‘Every Monday you gotta remind me to fire RFK Jr. Shouldda done it before.’ unquote.”
“I said that?”
“Yes - you did.”
“It sounds like me. Say it again.”
“Every Monday you gotta remind me to fire RFK Jr. Shouldda done it before.”
“Yeah. Me.”
“I have the documentation right here. It just needs your signature.”
“What? For what?”
“I am going to go into the kitchen and bring you back an extra cold Diet Coke.”
“Gotta be extra cold Diet Coke.”
“Yes sir.”
The aide leaves the room. As he heads to the kitchen - right then he decides he has had more than enough of this. He’s going to use the autopen when nobody else is around. He’s going to make himself an appeals court judge. All he needs is Trump’s earthquake seismograph signature and he’s golden.
Seismograph signature is taking me out
I first saw his signature in a thread in r/PoliticalHumor. I was 95+% certain “Trump’s signature” was some kind of super-stupid in-joke for that subreddit. It had to be a joke. It just wasn’t possible that— Holy mother of fuck. It’s actually real. How… What the fuck.