Undetected by the Israelis - an intrepid reporter in a wetsuit somehow snuck onto the ship as it was moving. After he dries off he interviews Greta in the galley.
Intrepid reporter: “So, Greta - how are things?”
Greta: “I am soupless and mildly inconvenienced but we continue onward undeterred.”
Intrepid reporter: “Soupless?”
Greta: “Uri Geller - the ‘I can bend spoons with my mind’ individual - is apparently capable of long-distance telekinesis. My spoons have been rendered inoperable.”
Intrepid reporter: “Um… I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.”
![[Not the Onion] The "I can bend spoons with my mind" guy threatened Greta Thunberg.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/127b8377-f2be-470d-ac48-3041f9e0c633.jpeg){kind=link}
Undetected by the Israelis - an intrepid reporter in a wetsuit somehow snuck onto the ship as it was moving. After he dries off he interviews Greta in the galley.
Intrepid reporter: “So, Greta - how are things?”
Greta: “I am soupless and mildly inconvenienced but we continue onward undeterred.”
Intrepid reporter: “Soupless?”
Greta: “Uri Geller - the ‘I can bend spoons with my mind’ individual - is apparently capable of long-distance telekinesis. My spoons have been rendered inoperable.”
Intrepid reporter: “Um… I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.”
Greta: “I would not joke about such things.”