Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前Choose wisely!i.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square427fedilinkarrow-up1990arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1951arrow-down1external-linkChoose wisely!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square427fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNewDark@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 年前I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
minus-squareBowtiesAreCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 年前Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
minus-squarebingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前So it’s a pretty good super power then
minus-squarebingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前Just teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance
minus-squaredanwardvs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 年前Ok wiseguy: hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head teleport 7 inches forward “we can’t figure out what killed em!”
minus-squarezeppo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
minus-squarezeppo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前What happens though? It just gets cut off?
minus-squareMightyGalhupo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
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I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Instant nuclear fusion explosion
Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
So it’s a pretty good super power then
Yes, but only once
Just teleport 7 inches away, duh
That should be a safe distance
I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
Ok wiseguy:
I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
That’s how you lose your butt
What happens though? It just gets cut off?
Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
This was my thought.
If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
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