Sir, sir, I am trapped on the mars colony please come pick me up, s-sir?
omg do it please do every ketamphetamine fueled impulse that pops into your head. all of them. make it happen. make phone calls, hire teams, drop hundreds of millions
straight up go to war with the entire federal government and republican party, Elon. you know you want to. you love breaking things. it’s the only thing that makes you feel whole.
do it. do it. do it.
Wow, it must really suck to have Government funding that was appropriated to you pulled suddenly for no good reason
Can’t wait until NASA has to ask China to please go do deliveries to the ISS for them.
It’s actually an open question if that’s even technically possible. The Chinese crewed spacecraft Shenzhou is based heavily on the Russian Soyuz, but there’s very little public technical info on how much they changed the docking system.
So in the worst case, they might have to do a space walk. Doesn’t seem impossible.
Doesn’t the Wolfe amendment or whatever it’s called explicitly prohibit cooperation with the Chinese space agency?
Yeah i think NASA has even been asking for exceptions to it and congress wont do it lol
Lmao the US space program is just so routinely and commonly self destructive. They keep getting rid of their only means to send crew members into space with no replacements for shits and giggles. First the space shuttle and now this nonsense.
Thin skinned man babies whose fathers hated them apparently are less emotional than women per your garden variety misogynist. This would be much more funny if we weren’t all at their mercy. That said, this could get even funnier and the day isn’t even over.
But that’s their only spacecraft that actually works
This is just cover for the shame he’s experiencing now that China has absolutely bodied all of his ambitions
Ordering 24/7 helicopter flights over spacex’s launch facilities for funsies
